02 11 / 2012

videohall:

Animals playing dead compilation

> The hamster is phenomenal!

> I think the German Shephard at 2:05 may have overacted the part a bit.

> All the cats seem to have a sarcasm to their playing dead.

> I love how the Jack Russell’s tails never stopped moving, even after being shot.

> I became quite concerned for the hamster.

Why did I never teach my hamsters how to do this?

(via melkyore)

02 11 / 2012

02 11 / 2012

harlequinqueen:

My Crazy, Beautiful Life: Cross out what you’ve already read. Six is the average.

Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien
Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
Harry Potter series - JK Rowling
To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
The Bible - Council of Nicea
Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte 
Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell
His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
Little Women - Louisa M Alcott
Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy
Catch-22 - Joseph Heller
Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier
The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien 
Birdsong - Sebastian Faulk
Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger
The Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
Middlemarch - George Eliot
Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell
The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald
Bleak House - Charles Dickens
War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh
Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame
Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy
David Copperfield - Charles Dickens
Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis
Emma - Jane Austen
Persuasion - Jane Austen
The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres
Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden
Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne
Animal Farm - George Orwell
The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown
One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving
The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins
Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery
Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy
The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood
Lord of the Flies - William Golding
Atonement - Ian McEwan 
Life of Pi - Yann Martel 
Dune - Frank Herbert
Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons
Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen
A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth
The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon 
A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens
Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon 
Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov 
The Secret History - Donna Tartt
The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold
Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
On The Road - Jack Kerouac
Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy
Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding
Midnight’s Children - Salman Rushdie 
Moby Dick - Herman Melville
Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens
Dracula - Bram Stoker
The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett
Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson
Ulysses - James Joyce 
The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome
Germinal - Emile Zola
Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
Possession - AS Byatt
A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
The Color Purple - Alice Walker
The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert
A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry
Charlotte’s Web - EB White
The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom
Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton
Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery 
The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks
Watership Down - Richard Adams
A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole 
A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute
The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas
Hamlet - William Shakespeare
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
Les Miserables - Victor

I still want to read so many of these! Time, where do you go?

(Source: antoinetheswan)

09 9 / 2012

I respect your political views and you totally have a right to express them. But could you please refrain from saying things like “all Republicans are morons,” or “If you vote for Romney you’re stupid?” Just because we have different opinions than you doesn’t mean that we’re somehow less intelligent; rather, we have a fundamentally different view of how things work. So please, continue sharing your political opinion, I love hearing the other side of the argument! But I’m sick of coming on Tumblr and seeing a bunch of posts saying that Republicans are stupid. I don’t say or think that about you, and I hope you don’t actually think that about me. Thanks!

09 9 / 2012

02 9 / 2012

minecraft-mobs-in-odd-places:


“Silly Jerome, Gin’s not a tree!”
“I didnt SAY he was a tree.”
“What’s going on over here?”
“Jerome thinks Gin is a tree!”
“I do not think he’s a tree!”
“Did you SAY Gin was a tree?”
“NO. Well, yeah, but—”
“You know he’s not a tree, right?”
“He’s not a tree, Jerome!”
“I’d like to be a tree!”


have become the tree!

minecraft-mobs-in-odd-places:

“Silly Jerome, Gin’s not a tree!”

“I didnt SAY he was a tree.”

“What’s going on over here?”

“Jerome thinks Gin is a tree!”

“I do not think he’s a tree!”

“Did you SAY Gin was a tree?”

“NO. Well, yeah, but—”

“You know he’s not a tree, right?”

“He’s not a tree, Jerome!”

“I’d like to be a tree!”

have become the tree!

01 9 / 2012

dogshaming:

He’s done something bad often enough to need a box of shame.

It’s the boxy version of the cone of shame!

dogshaming:

He’s done something bad often enough to need a box of shame.

It’s the boxy version of the cone of shame!

(Source: dogshaming)

01 9 / 2012

corgiaddict:

Nash found a cat trap and went for the bait

corgiaddict:

Nash found a cat trap and went for the bait

31 8 / 2012

did-you-kno:

Source

Two Face in the flesh.

did-you-kno:

Source

Two Face in the flesh.

(via did-you-kno)

28 8 / 2012

corgiaddict:

Moose hasn’t quite figured out how beds work yet.
Submitted by Moose Sightings

corgiaddict:

Moose hasn’t quite figured out how beds work yet.

Submitted by Moose Sightings